deep breath I AM A GODDESS deep breath I AM AN ARTIST

deep breath

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YOUR WEAK ASS CAPITALISM MACHINE CANNOT MEASURE MY WORTH

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I just opened some salsa with really trendy hipster packaging and I didn't even instagram it.

feeling conflicted about this, the obvious solution is to announce this online.

white sloths can't jump

neither can other sloths.  or elephants.  or rhinos or hippos.  but at least rhinos and hippos can get all fours off the ground at a steady trot and not break their legs.  sloths can't trot.  elephants can, but they can't get all fours off the ground in the process.  this is just about everything you need to know when it comes to non-jumping mammals.  of which there are few.  including the sloth, elephant, rhino, and hippo.

"it's like i'm trying to make a twitter almost, but one that works for me because twitter don't work for me."

explaining this blog to person.

it seems like a lot of upper-middle class types are starting to use the word "riff" more often as a term of "freestyle self expression."

how about that.

it was my intent to blog candid opinions about the talk of the town but i don't watch game of thrones so i'm basically irrelevant

also, by "talk of the town" i essentially mean whatever i see on the social networks that produces a thought in my mind-brain.